“Alright guys, this is the biggest case of Marshal’s career.
That is why it’s so great we all called in sick to work tomorrow
so we could be in that court room to support him.” - Ted
That is why it’s so great we all called in sick to work tomorrow
so we could be in that court room to support him.” - Ted
“I didn’t call in sick.” - Robin
“No, I called in for all of us.
I have strep throat, Robin bronchitis, Barney massive hemorrhoids.” -Ted
Why’d you have to say massive?
“Well, if you’re going to miss work for hemorrhoids
they kinda have to be massive.” - Ted
I don’t want to sit in a courtroom all day.
“I bet you don’t want to sit anywhere with those hemorrhoids.” – Ted
I don’t have …shut up!
- Barney Stinson
"Twelve Horny Women"
How I Met Your Mother
Source:
http://www.theblotsays.com/2012/12/barneyism-of-week-hemorrhoids.html