Today is the day that Lindsay Lohan will be arraigned on three criminal charges and have her probation yanked and today is also the day that nothing will happen to Lindsay. When she gets back from Europe she will turn herself in and get bailed out immediately after she adds another mugshot to her collection. Then we will sit here for a month or two waiting for the hearing to determine whether she will go to jail and she won't go to jail or will get such a minimal amount of time that it will seem like she didn't go to jail. This whole process will though provide continued employment for everyone who works in the legal community. Someone come wake me up when Lindsay does actual jail time. You know, like a good six months solid where we don't hear from her or see her and the only time we say the word Lohan is in the context of, "I wonder what happened to her."
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